DAMPs Football Forum

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69 (SIXTY-NINE):
Man and woman giving simultaneous oral sex to one another by creating this figure. Can be two men or two women.


96 (NINETY-SIX):
Man and woman farting on each other's heads simultaneously.


AC/DC:
Bisexual male/Australian rock band


AGALMATOPHILIA:
Sexual arousal from statues or mannequins. Sometimes known as 'PYGMALIONISM'


ANALINGUS:
Licking around the anus, rimming, or inserting the tongue into the anus.


ANGEL KISS:
Performing oral on a woman while she is menstruating. See also RED WINGS


THE ANGRY DRAGON:
Immediately after ejaculation into the mouth, the back of the head is struck to make come shoot out the nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon.


APHRODISIAC:
A device that stimulates sexual arousal, usually a drug. See also SPANISH FLY.


ATM (ASS TO MOUTH):
One of my favorites, the man pulls his cock out of her ass and inserts it directly into her mouth without stopping to clean it off.


AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION:
Arousal from lack of oxygen, strangling.


AUTOEROTICA:
Self-induced arousal from fantasies, pornographic materials, or other erotic aids.


BALLSTRETCHING:
Wrapping the scrotum with some kind of leather strap tightly and pulling down with increasing pressure.


BASTINADO:
The whipping of the soles of the feet. Popular among Iraqi soccer players.


BEAR:
A large, hairy, gay man. Also, Jonny


BEEF CURTAINS:
Large, dark brown labia folds that appear stretched or otherwise diseased.


BINDING:
Wrapping the feet or genitals with string, rope, or lace.


BI SEXUAL:
Individuals who are attracted to the both sexes. In terms of porn, it just means women.


BLOOD SPORTS:
Sexual activity involving the drawing of blood or piercing.


BLOOMPY:
Receiving oral while defecating. Supposedly Gene Simmons' favorite.


BODY BAG:
A fully-enclosed rubber bag into which a 'BOTTOM' is sealed. Used in restriction or 'mummification' games.


BODY INFLATION:
A fetish for sudden growth of particular body parts, like nose growth (e.g. Pinocchio).


BONDAGE:
Restricting a partner's movement with ropes or other devices.


BOSTON STEAMER:
Defecating on a partner, especially in their mouth or on their chest.


BOTTOM:
A submissive in S&M; Jaquay


BOY:
A 'Daddy's' 'Bottom.'


BROWN SHOWER:
Exactly what you think it is.


BRIDGING THE GAP:
After anal sex, pulling out for the money shot and unloading onto the ass cheeks. Also known as TIDY SPACKLE.


BUBBLEGUM:
A description of a woman's pussy that has extra pink skin wrinkled around the labia.


BUCKING BRONCO:
Anal version of the RIDE 'EM COWBOY


BUKKAKE:
An ancient Japanese art/tradition wherein ten to a hundred men gather around a woman and ejaculate on her face. Something to do with humiliation, though I don't see it.


BURPLING:
Sucking a fart out of another's willing anus.


BUTTERFLY:
Man laying woman on her side and spreading her legs, then kneeling in front of her and penetrating.


CAVIAR:
See 'BROWN SHOWER.'


CBT:
Cock and ball torture.


CHASTITY BELT:
A metal or leather belt used to prevent genital penetration, particularly on a female.


CHELSEAING:
Giving a facial to a girl whose complexion is so fair that the ejaculate is darker than her skin.


CLEVELAND STEAMER:
Like the BOSTON STEAMER, but with Saran Wrap across the recipient's chest. More sanitary, etc.


COCK RING:
A metal or rubber 'ring' placed around the balls and cock of an engorged male to maintain an erection. Note: Shave off ALL of your pubic hair before you put on rubber cock rings. Trust me.


COPROPHILIA:
Sex acts involving feces.


CORSETTING:
Modifying one's body for the sole purpose of restricting oxygen intake by utilizing a corset which wraps around the midsection and tightens.


COUCH POTATO:
The way your penis looks after dry-humping your favorite couch when covered with lint and dirt.


COWGIRL:
Woman sitting on man's lap, facing him. Oh, and having sex, too.


CREAM PIE:
A girl with come dripping from her vagina.


CRUSH VIDEOS:
Videos featuring a woman in high heels crushing a small animal, usually an invertebrate. The viewer often imagines himself as the animal being crushed. I wish I was making this one up.


CUB:
A smaller, younger, often submissive man who enjoys 'BEARS.'


CUM:
Industry term for semen.


CUM-GUZZLING SPERM-BURPING BITCH:
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink--preferably Miller High Life--then making her guzzle it down. Afterwards all that is necessary is to shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum-Guzzling, Sperm-Burping effect. Not for the faint of heart.


DIRTY SANCHEZ:
An unclean ATM; A moustache painted on with feces; simply a scuzzy and/or child molester-style 'stache.


DISCIPLINE:
Verbal role playing.


DOCKING:
Insertion of the penis into the foreskin of another man. Sexy!


DOGGY-STYLE:
Woman on all fours, mounted from behind, i.e. the normal way, doin' it 1.0, the usual, etc.


DOLPHIN:
Penis


DONKEY:
A man with an unusually large penis.


DONKEY PUNCH:
Our favorite. Finishing up anal sex by punching the woman in the back of the head and yelling, "Donkey Punch!"


DONKEY SHOW:
A south of the border delight, a special show where men gather to watch a donkey having sex with a woman.


DOUBLE ANAL:
Two cocks in the ass at the same time for maximum stretching.


DOUBLE VAG:
Two cocks in the bush, the cunny, the box, down there, etc.


DP (DOUBLE PENETRATION):
Not to be confused with a Director of Photography, in the smut world "DP" simply means double penetration. More specifically, however, DP means one cock in the ass and one in the pussy both at the same time.


DRILL DONG:
Attaching a dildo to a drill or hammer and power-fucking an individual.


DVDA (DOUBLE ANAL/DOUBLE VAGINAL):
Seldom tried, rarely completed, this is the holy grail of porn; the double-vaginal, double-anal shot. The only known account of a functional DVDA in smut history was performed in Munich on August 13th, 1978, on Hilda Stumpy Rachmann, a legless woman.


EDGE PLAY:
S&M that involves a real risk of injury or death.


EMYTOPHILIA:
Sex involving vomit.


ENGORGER:
A gay 'FEEDER.'


EXHIBITIONISM:
Arousal from being watched in a sex act, with or without consent.


FACE BLASTING:
Japanese-style blowjob where after the man ejaculates on a woman's face, she cries in shame. Don't blame me--I was given this world I didn't make it.


FEED THE KITTY:
Inserting food objects into a vagina.


FEEDER:
One who has a fetish for fat women and feeds his partner, often encouraging her to gain more weight.


FELCH:
Licking ejaculate out of someone's freshly-fucked asshole.


FELCH STRAW:
Anything used to assist the process of felching.


FILLING THE POOL:
Jizzing in your partner's belly button


FIP (FAKE INTERNAL POPSHOT):
The cable version of the climax in which both partners shudder violently as if the male is coming inside of the female.


FISTING:
The name says it all.


FORMICOPHILIA:
Sex play with ants. See also ZOOPHILIA.


FLAMING AMAZON:
A pyromaniac's delight! To create the Flaming Amazon during coitus, just prior to ejaculation, simply pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then... extinguish the flames with your firehose full of creamy man-foam. For best results I recommend dampening them with kerosene beforehand. Practice beforehand, unless you just don't care. [Ed Note: This one is obviously bullshit. I mean, come on.]


FLUFFER:
A girl used to stimulate male talent through oral sex before they go on camera; Erich


FLYING CAMEL:
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are slamming methodically into her, carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, becoming the Flying Camel. Strictly an advanced maneuver for the well-endowed only, so if you are any more than three pimp-points away from Tom Jones or Mandingo, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. [Ed Note: See Ed Note above.]


FURVERT:
(1) One who delights in imagining himself or herself as a sexualized, cartoon animal. Ferverts are typically, but not always, gay men. Furverts indulge their inclination by dressing in homemade costumes and attending Furvert summer camps.

(2) DICK CHENEY (What do you think he's been up to at that "undisclosed location"?)


GANGBANG:
When four or more guys fuck one woman at the same time, each taking turns filling her every hole and cumming on/in her. To date, the largest Gangbang ever carried out was the Houston 620, which featured good ol' Ron Jeremy going last. It was originally called the Houston 500, but she managed to screw another 120 guys. Efforts are continually being made to break it (somehow).


GARFUNKLING:
Performing cunnilingus on a white woman with a very bushy and untamed pubic region, hence it is like Art Garfunkel's honky-fro sticking out past your head.


THE GATES OF HELL:
A sexual torture device for men where a series of diminishing metal hoops connected to a leather base strip is placed over the engorged member to constrict and emphasize it. Not to be confused with a bad Johnny Depp movie.


GIGGLER:
Euphemism for pussy.


GLASS:
A super-concentrated form of methamphetamine that destroys the porn star and steals all their money faster than a SUITCASE PIMP.


GLORY HOLE:
A hole in a partition that allows a person on the other side to engage in a sexual activity. Usually a hole in a bathroom stall used for oral sex. Email Jaquay for a funny anecdote


GOLDEN ENEMA:
Urinating into an open anus.


GOLDEN SHOWER:
Urinating onto another person. Personal fave of Hitler.


GULLIVERIAN:
A MACROPHILE who fantasizes about men.


GUNBOATS:
Hard, protruding, elongated nipples.


HAMBURGER:
Pussy so used and discolored that it appears brown.


HAMMER:
An extremely beautiful woman, a 9 or a 10.


HANDKERCHIEF CODES:
Gay color codes used to identify sexual preferences. For a full listing see http://home.earthlink.net/~btbears/page8.html.


HARNESS:
Body harness used in suspension; penis restriction or straps worn to support a dildo for penetrating another partner.




HEDGEHOG:
Our very own Ron Jeremy, named so for his furry back. The man is such a porno legend, he goes in this Glossary. Probably Jonny's dad.


HERMAPHRODITE:
Person with both male and female genitalia.


HORN:
Crack pipe.


HOT LUNCH:
Shitting in another's mouth. Mmmm, shit.


THE HOUDINI:
A ruse best performed 'Doggy-Style.' The man waits until he is just about to come, then pulls out and spits or drools onto her back so she thinks that he has ejaculated. When she turns around a blast is unleashed onto her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how he managed it. [Ed Note: Um... No, that never happened.]


HUFFING:
Chugging cock.


HUMAN TOILET:
A person who receives urine or feces into his or her mouth, rather than receiving a mere GOLDEN or BROWN SHOWER.


IANTRONUDIA:
The practice of exposing oneself to a physician after faking an ailment.


ICE CREAM:
A woman so sweet you could lick her everywhere.


IP:
Internal popshot, i.e. "come in me, not on me."


JACTITATION:
Sexual pleasure or arousal from bragging about your sexual exploits. Affects 91% of everybody.


JELLY DONUT:
An act in which just before climaxing onto a woman's face, the man punches her in the nose. Then he mixes the blood and semen around.


JUAN POOCHUTO:
Similar to a DIRTY SANCHEZ, an act in which a man having sex from behind dips his finger into his lover's anus and draws a moustache on her lip with the resulting supply of feces. Never recorded on film, but quite common in prison.


JUNK IN THE TRUNK:
A woman with a flabby, fat ass.


KEGEL:
Named after the Kegel exercise, the flexing of the pelvic muscles that control orgasm and the inner vaginal muscles for tightening. Ladies, do your Kegels!!!


KOKIGAMI:
A Japanese art where the penis is wrapped in crumply paper and made to look like a dragon or a goose.


LACTIPHILIA:
Arousal from lactating breasts.


LOONER:
A balloon fetishist. Looners use balloons in sex play with partners, but more often, prefer simply humping the balloons themselves. There are two groups of Looners: "Poppers," who prefer that the balloons pop, and "Non-poppers," who do not.


LOT LIZARD:
A prostitute who works primarily at truck stops. An oddly high proportion of Lot Lizards answer to Miss Lieberman.


LUNCHMEAT:
A woman under five foot who desires oral sex.


MACROPHILE:
One who has sexual fantasies involving giant women. These fantasies often include being crushed or eaten.


MILF:
Acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck." Hot older women.


MISSIONARY:
Standard sexual position, man on top, mish, old school, the snore


MONEYSHOT:
Male ejaculation captured on film.


MONKEY FUCK:
Anal sex


MUMMIFICATION:
A person subjected to 'Mummification' is completely wrapped up, often in Saran Wrap.


MUNGING:
Probably made up. Requires two people and an embalmed, female corpse. Apparently a fair amount of embalming fluid settles in the uterus; if you are so inclined, you can put your face in front of the corpse's pussy, have your friend jump on her stomach, and whoooooosh... God, I hope this one is made up.


NIPPLE CLAMPS:
Metallic or rubber devices that attach to the nipples and pinch them, provoking pain and pleasure simultaneously.


OCULOLINTUS:
A fetish for licking eyeballs.


PANSEXUAL:
Individuals who are attracted to anything from any species as long as sexual gratification is involved. Also known as a TRY-SEXUAL, since they will "try" anything. See also Jonny.


PARAPHILIA:
Sexual arousal stemming from an unusual or socially unacceptable object or act. See Jaquay.


PEARL NECKLACE:
As boring as they come, shooting a wad of freshly milked goo onto a woman's neckline and breasts, thereby simulating a string of pearls.


PERFECT SMILE:
Pussy with no BUBBLEGUM, HAMBURGER, or BEEF CURTAINS.


PIGGY:
A "Heavy" sub(missive) who can take a lot of pain and likes to show off.


POCKET ROCKET:
A brand of a small vibrator with hard, nubby ends popular with porn stars and used frequently in blue movies.


PONYBOY/PONYGIRL:
Inserting a pony-whip dildo; usually a black, latex-coated dildo with a long strand of genuine horsehair protruding from the other end, into the anus of the young boy/girl, forcing them to clench their sphincter muscles to hold it in while prancing around with or without a bit or ball-gag, thereby emulating a pony.


POOKIE:
Habitual crack smoker, labeled as such for the way they dance around.


POPSHOT:
When a man cums.


PORTUGUESE BROWN EYE:
[Censored]


PROSTATE MILKING:
A technique to cause ejaculation without directly stimulating the penis. The prostate is massaged internally, causing semen to leave the ampulla, a storage reservoir, and ejaculate. When used with a chastity device and ice on the penis and testicles, Prostate Milking can remove pleasure from the act of ejaculation.


PUNK:
(n) A prisoner who is sodomized. (v) To sodomize an unwilling man; usually someone in jail who is willing to trade blowjobs for cigarettes.


RAGDOLL:
A woman who is on the rag and still wants to fuck.


RAINCOATER:
Person who buys substantial amounts of hardcore pornography; you.


RED WINGS:
Going down on a woman who is menstruating will earn you a figurative set of these. Favorite of the Hells Angels and Norwegians.


RENIFLUER:
A person who gets off on sniffing panties. Sounds very similar to Ren-Fair.


REVERSE COWGIRL:
Woman facing away from man while sitting on his cock; ideal for great hardcore shots.


REVERSE GANGBANG:
When four or more girls fuck one guy. I got 14 girls for Ron Jeremy one time. Cause I'm the man.


RICK JAMES:
Burning the lower back/ass of your lover with a scalding hot crack pipe while doing it Doggy-Style.


RIDE 'EM COWBOY:
Having DOGGY-STYLE sex with a woman and then issuing a command which causes your friends to jump out of the closet where they have been hiding. The woman should be totally surprised. Similar to a rodeo ride, the goal is to see how long you can "stay on" before getting thrown to the ground, kicked, sued, etc. See also BUCKING BRONCO


RIDING THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS:
Titty-fucking a woman endowed with two pyramids.


RIDING WITH DADDY:
Said of a prisoner who is regularly being sodomized by another prisoner, known as his 'Daddy.'


RIM JOB:
See below


RIMMING:
Licking around the anus.


ROBOT FETISHIST:
One who pretends to be, or who has a lover pretend to be a robot. Used for sex, natch.


RODEO FUCK:
Insulting a woman after inserting the penis and holding her down while she fights to remove you.


ROMAN SHOWERS:
A nice way of saying vomit. As in, 'I get off when you vomit on me.' Sickos.


RUNNING A RED LIGHT:
Fucking a woman who is menstruating.


SACAFRICOSIS:
A hole in the pocket allowing masturbation. See Erich.


ST. ANDREW'S CROSS:
A diagonal cross from which 'BOTTOMS' are hung.


SCREWNICORN:
The act of affixing a strap-on dildo to your head.


SPOONS:
Man cradling woman from behind while fucking.


SNAKE BITE:
The application of a suction cup to the skin as part of S&M.


SNOWBALL:
Kissing a woman after cumming on her face. Also the term for swapping semen from one mouth to another.


SNOW PLOW:
While having sex from behind (i.e. The Normal Way), the man suddenly thrusts forward with all his might, causing the woman's arms to collapse. She then falls on her face. The man then pushes her around as if she were a snow plow. For best results, attempt this on a recently waxed floor, not carpet.


SticksPIN:
Girl on top rotating around on an erect penis, also known as 'AROUND THE WORLD' or a 'SPINNER.'


SUCKING THE DEVIL'S DICK:
Smoking crack.


SUITCASE PIMP:
Porn star's unemployed boyfriend or husband, generally abusive and annoying, who carries their suitcase onto set.


TADPOLING:
When an older woman screws a man at least ten years her junior.


TEABAG:
Sucking on a man's balls, or as Easy E of NWA used to say, gently placing the balls into the mouth and humming. Usually performed by 'dipping' into a woman's face.


THREE LITTLE WORDS (LMA):
Lick My Ass. The only phrase heard more often on porno sets than "I wouldn't eat the chicken."


TRACHE-I-CIDE:
Inserting the penis into the tracheotomy hole of a throat cancer patient. Also known as 'Trache-Fucking' or 'Slip'N'Slide.'


TRANSSEXUAL:
Person in the process of surgically changing sexes.


TWINKIE:
A gay male that takes it up the ass and lets men come inside him, hence the cream filling. The gay equivalent of a CREAM PIE.


UREOPHILIA:
Sex involving urine. See GOLDEN SHOWER


VEGAS SHOWER:
When a prostitute or porn star uses baby wipes to clean her freshly fucked and soiled body parts.


VOYEURISM:
Arousal by watching others, with or without their consent.


VIAGRA:
The "little blue buddy." A pharmaceutical aide created by Pfizer to treat male impotence that constricts the flow of blood in the male sexual organ, sustaining arousal and prolonging ejaculation by suppressing sensitivity. The backbone of the porno biz.


WATER SPORTS:
Urine fetishes.


YA-YO:
Crack rock/coke.


YOGA:
A man giving head to himself; auto-fellatio. See 'HEDGEHOG'


ZEBRA STRIPING:
A white man coming on a black woman's face.


ZOOPHILIA:
Doin' it to/with animals.

ZITAT:

FEEDER:
One who has a fetish for fat women and feeds his partner, often encouraging her to gain more weight.

...den hier, haben wir schon letzten sonntag diskutiert

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JUAN POOCHUTO:
Similar to a DIRTY SANCHEZ, an act in which a man having sex from behind dips his finger into his lover's anus and draws a moustache on her lip with the resulting supply of feces. Never recorded on film, but quite common in prison.

...na, das hier ist mein favorit

also nach dem du heute Mittag doktorspiele mit dem Hund vor hattest dachte ich mir schon das du auf komische Sachen abfährst, aber das iss ja noch übler als der Hund!

ZITAT:
DONKEY SHOW:
A south of the border delight, a special show where men gather to watch a donkey having sex with a woman.

das geht bestimmt ja auch mit hunden...DAMPs goes DOG SHOW, baby...wer macht mit ???

ihr wisst ja wie es geht :

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5.

das geht bestimmt ja auch mit hunden...DAMPs goes DOG SHOW, baby...wer macht mit ???

ihr wisst ja wie es geht :

1.Paul
2.
3.
4.
5.

das geht bestimmt ja auch mit hunden...DAMPs goes DOG SHOW, baby...wer macht mit ???

ihr wisst ja wie es geht :

1.Paul
2.malcolms hund
3.christoph
4.
5.

ZITAT:
GOLDEN SHOWER:
Urinating onto another person. Personal fave of Hitler.

Mir war ja klar das der nich ganz sauber war, aber das! tsts

das geht bestimmt ja auch mit hunden...DAMPs goes DOG SHOW, baby...wer macht mit ???

ihr wisst ja wie es geht :

1.Paul / Akteur
2.malcolms hund / Akteur
3.christoph / Zuschauer
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5.

nix zuschauer...um es mal mit den worten aus der bibel zu sagen : wir sitzen alle im selben boot...das einzige was uns unterscheidet an jenem sonntag : die reihenfolge in der wir lassie besteigen...

ZITAT:
nix zuschauer...um es mal mit den worten aus der bibel zu sagen : wir sitzen alle im selben boot...das einzige was uns unterscheidet an jenem sonntag : die reihenfolge in der wir lassie besteigen...

da kann ich nur sagen Shit Happens

das ist Paules Held Ron Jeremy !

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GANGBANG:
When four or more guys fuck one woman at the same time, each taking turns filling her every hole and cumming on/in her. To date, the largest Gangbang ever carried out was the Houston 620, which featured good ol' Ron Jeremy going last. It was originally called the Houston 500, but she managed to screw another 120 guys. Efforts are continually being made to break it (somehow).

how about that???

good job bitch

620 is`krass. god damn it.

das kennst du doch auch ???